Check to see if you might live in Texas

· If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas
· If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone whodialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas .
· If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,you may live in Texas
· If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .
· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, youmay live in Texas
· If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leaveboth unlocked, you may live in Texas
· If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to usethem, you may live in Texas
· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 andeverybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .
· If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas .
· If you actually understand these jokes and share them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas .